london hotel guide - best hotels to meet an elite escort

Here at UK Glamour Girls HQ we are BIG FANS of smaller, boutique hotels. Some are quirkey, some have the best locations imaginable, and invariably, the staff are so much more nicer and personal. Here are a few of our favourites, and we have stayed in all of these:


The Milestone Hotel
1 Kensington Court | Kensington, London W8  

Located on Kensington High Street on the south west corner of Hyde Park, this grade II listed mansion offers 44 opulent rooms and 12 super luxury, super opulent luxury suites. That are very opulent. And luxurious. Luxuriously opulent, in fact. Indeed, the manager of the place is Mr Andrew Opluent and head of operations is Ms Lesley Luxury.

Twenty four hour butler service (quite opulent), an on call chauffer driven Bentley and, wait for it….if you bring a pet it will receive it’s own WELCOME HAMPER. For fuck’s sake!! If you bring in a London escort I wonder if they’ll be any complementary condoms. I expect not.

Throughout the hotel you’ll find homemade cookies to nibble on, fresh fruit and god knows what else. In house dining at Cheneston's Restaurant where you’ll be able to fill up nicely for about £75 per head.

I don’t think they have an in-house escort service, but I wouldn’t put it past them.

If you are really out to impress your UK Glamour Girl, you can be sure she’ll be very happy with you if you took her here.

Rooms vary from about £300 to £1000 per night.


The Montague on The Gardens
15 Montague Street, Bloomsbury, London WC1  

Part of the same ownership group as The Milestone, the Montague is located near the British Museum in Bloomsbury. Old school charm, fantastic ‘Yes, sir. Absolutely, sir’ service and all mod cons, this is a wonderful, relaxed and tucked away hotel that you will enjoy being king of the castle for a short time.

The Blue Door Bistro offers fine British cuisine (fish and chips served inside the most recent Sunday Times) and you can gorge yourself for around £60 per head. You can enjoy drinks with your UK Glamour Girl stunning, legalicious hot date in the Lounge Bar, and you can further enjoy the jealous looks from the other guests.

Over 80 incredibly well furnished rooms and a dozen suites with prices in the £300 to £500 range with traditional decor and, dare I say it, drenched in opulence.

Over three thousand five star reviews on Trip Advisor.



Hotel 41
41 Buckingham Palace Road, London, SW1 

OK. I geddit. The people who own the Milestone and The Montague also own this one. They have nailed the upmarket London boutique hotel thang. Absolutely nailed it. This is the more contemporary of the three – but who knows – I am probably about to unearth a futuristic hotel by these guys next. ‘The most opulent hotel on Mars – welcome to The Marsvellous.’

If you look out of your bedroom window you may be able to see the Queen looking out of hers, looking at you. Yes, you really are that close to Buck House.

They have 30 rooms, and guess what? Yes, that’s right. They are luxurious and opulent. The staff here outnumber the guests two to one, and that is when the hotel is fully booked, which it usually is.

Treat your UK Glamour Girls elite English escort to a glass of bubbles in the Leopard Champagne bar and then saunter over (after a quick grab of her ass, again) to the elegant Library Restaurant where you’ll be looking at £75 or so per head. This is the place for a dinner date and, let’s face it, an overnight. Live it large. Live it the Caprice way, and check out Hotel 41.



The Soho Hotel
4 Richmond Mews, London W1 |

Whenever I venture into the big city, this is where I stay. A great central location, really good, arty farty decked out rooms and the friendliest concierge staff you can imagine. Always good for celeb spotting too, as this is the movie industry hotel that a lot of them stay at.

Meet your Elite London escort from UK Glamour Girls in the hotel bar, or in the Refuel Restaurant and step out into the West End just a few minutes away for some entertainment. Enjoy a show, discretely grab her ass (of course), and then smooch back to the hotel and impress her with your great taste in contemporary, boutique hotels in London. The concierge will smile upon your return, knowing full well what is going on. He might even send up a bottle of bubbly to the room. Really nice bathrooms too, and you can watch tv from the bathtub, and the glass showers are certainly big enough for two.

Quite pricey at around £550 per night, but you only live once. And once is the only way to live. Or is it twice? I can never remember…



The Covent Garden Hotel
10 Monmouth Street, London WC2 

Also owned by boutique hotel specialists Firmdale, the geezers that also own The Soho, and so you can expect really well furnished, contemporary bedrooms, a swanky ambiance and a non-stop stream of mimes and shit street magicians just a minute or so away. But I expect that sort of entertainment will be the last thing on your mind when you have a stunning elite London escort to attend to.

Really well stocked and flamboyant bar, the Brasserie Max restaurant  - about £60 per head – and plenty of nooks and corners to enjoy a glass of something while you work out how you are going to get to squeeze your UK Glamour Girls' ass before you get up to the room (when she comes back from the loo, stand up like a gentleman – and THEN go in for the squeeze as she sits back down)

Due to the fact that Americans have heard of Covent Garden this hotel is invariably booked up, so plan well ahead to secure your room. Rooms around £450 or so per night, so it ain’t cheap. Damped the hotel’s expense by booking two UK Glamour Girls escorts – you KNOW it makes sense.


Number Sixteen
16 Sumner Place, South Kensington SW7

The Number Sixteen hotel located in the heart of South Kensington, London will make you feel like you’re out in nature. The rooms with their big windows, bright colors and warm atmosphere will set the right tone for a comfortable stay. It opened its doors in the 1980s and recently went through a redesign by creative director and owner, Kit Kemp. The design of the rooms is a fine combination of the Victorian and modern eras. Kemp spared no effort to combine the best features of both eras creating a unique experience for the guests of Number Sixteen. Her efforts led to an amazing result making Number Sixteen hotel one of the best ones in South Kensington and all of London, in general.  An ideal rendezvous for your elite escort from UK Glamour. Swanky, oppulant, tucked away and perfect for that overnight visit you have been yearning for for years.

The hotel staff is at your service 24/7. The rooms have all the necessary facilities from mini bar, to a writing desk and of course, a personal safe. If you’re planning to stay at hotel Number Sixteen in South Kensington, London with your family, you will have access to a children's menu, sofa beds, children’s books and even babysitting services. Number Sixteen has thought of all your needs and wants. 

The gorgeous interior design and high-quality service of Number Sixteen is complemented by its stunning garden and orangery. They are absolutely beautiful and luckily, open to the public. The orangery is an amazing place for breakfast and lunch. Number Sixteen’s garden and orangery are also excellent spots for a first date. 

The Number Sixteen hotel in London SW7 is always in demand so whether you’re planning to stay there or simply, have a lunch date with one of our South Kensington escorts, make sure to reserve in advance. 

Covent Garden Hotel
10 Monmouth Street, London W2

Are you looking for a hotel in Central London? Or perhaps a nice restaurant for a first date with one of our elite London escorts? The Covent Garden Hotel and its amazing restaurant, the Brasserie Max are always a great choice! 

Located in Central London, Covent Garden is another one of Kit Kimp’s masterpieces. It’s not merely a hotel, it’s an embodiment of history and art that is reflected in the interior design. Thanks to its locating, staying or visiting the hotel becomes a whole cultural experience. Central London has a lot to offer. From the Royal Opera House to Harry Potter Exhibition and the 1845 Covent Garden Market, you will certainly find a place or an activity in Central London that interests you. And at the end of the day full of adventures and discoveries, you can come back to your cozy room at Covent Garden Hotel, preferably wioth one of our central London escorts.

The rooms at Covent Garden Hotel have everything that you will need and more. Besides your room, you can also lounge in the gorgeous Drawing Room, enjoy a delicious meal in the private dining hall, grab a drink in the bar or treat yourself to a spa day in the body and beauty treatment room. Of just treat yourself to one of our sexy, British escorts that all can be with you in an hour or less.

The Covent Garden Hotel is one of Central London’s treasures. So, if you ever get an opportunity to book a stay there do so! If you’re not in need of a hotel room, you can always visit the Brasserie Max restaurant. The elegant design and the welcoming atmosphere, make it an excellent spot for all kinds of events – birthday celebration, dates, lunch break, and more! 

The Rockwell,
181-183 Cromwell Road, Kensington, London SW5.

In South Kensington, London not so far from the Kensington palace, you can find The Rockwell hotel. If you prefer contemporary design, minimalism and comfort but also appreciate a good touch of traditional and classical Victorian design then The Rockwell hotel in South Kensington is an excellent fit for you. 
The rooms are spacious and bright and feature free Wi-Fi, and TVs with satellite channels, desks, minibars, and of course, tea and coffeemaking facilities. There are also rooms with floor-to-ceiling windows with beautiful views of the landscaped garden. You can also book a room with direct garden access. 
When it comes to food and drinks, The Rockwell hotel doesn’t disappoint. With just a small extra fee, you can enjoy a buffet-style breakfast. There's also a lounge bar, and a modern restaurant with a terrace that serves English and European cuisine. The garden also has an exquisite restaurant where you can devour delicious meals. Please read UK Glamour's excellent London restaurant guide if you are new to town - select choices of eateries made by us and our girls.

One of the best things about The Rockwell hotel is its location. South Kensington is rich with cultural and historical attractions, and The Rockwell hotel is close to many of them. Harrods, the Royal Albert Hall, Cromwell Road's popular museums like the Natural History and the Science Museums are all at a walking distance. After a dose of London’s culture and history, you can take a stroll in Knightsbridge and Chelsea, and visit some of their shopping areas. 
If you’re ever in London and in South Kensington for pleasure or for business, book a stay at The Rockwell Hotel and you’ll be 100% satisfied with your decision. One of our South Kensington escorts will be happy to tuck you in at night. And wake you up in the morning.